A conversation that took place 2 years ago finally re-surfaced
  • Gee, Mom, and Stradi sitting around the kitchen table.
  • Mom: Hey, go to blockbuster and get me a movie.
  • Stradi: Mom, what do you want? Why don't you just watch Oceans 13 tomorrow?
  • Mom: I don't want to watch that.
  • Stradi: Well, what do you want?
  • Mom: Find me something new. Find the phone number and I'll ask them what's new.
  • Gee: <in Mom's accent> Hello Blockbuster? What's new? <as a Blockbuster employee> Uh... I'm graduating this summer....
  • Stradi: <laughs>
  • True conversation we just had. Funnier in real life, of course. I couldn't stop laughing. I'm holding back the residual laughter : D
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Name: stradivari-koo
Tumblr Name: stradi
Nickname: starr
Birthday: march 14
Age: 26
Location: sacramende
High School: davis senior high
Current School/Job: professional depression maker/paper-cutter.
Status: in a relationship.
Random fact about you: collector of pens, moleskines and notebooks.
Hobbies/Interests: films, books, crafts, sound, languages.
Do you smoke/drink: socially / yes
Why Tumblr?: there’s some cool ish out dere.

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helloclarice: itsalwayssunny: Charlie: So look, mom, um, I kind come on some hard times? With the economy and everything? And I got no place to go and everything so I thinking maybe I should move back into my old room for a while until I get back up on my feet?Bonnie: Mmm, no, I don’t think that’s gonna work out, Charlie.Charlie: Why not?Bonnie: I had to sublet your room to Uncle Jack.Charlie: Is that why he’s here?Uncle Jack: Hey, Charlie.Bonnie: Times are tough. And the economy is so bad. I needed to get more money in in order to make the house payments.Charlie: What are you talking about? You don’t make house payments. You own this house. You’ve owned it for years. Mom, that’s crazy. You collect social security.Bonnie: I need money.Uncle Jack: You can share the room with me, Charlie.Bonnie: *gasp* That’s a great idea!Charlie: That is not a great idea.Bonnie: Well, why not?Uncle Jack: It’ll be fun. You and me, pallin’ around. Gettin’ nuts. Doin’ crazy—Charlie: I’m not doin’ any kinda things that you want me to do with you, Uncle Jack. Ya know?Uncle Jack: No, it’s stuff that relatives do. We’ll share the room.Charlie: Uncle Jack, I don’t wanna share the room with you, dude, because I will spend the whole night wide awake just like when I was a kid and you tried to share my room.Uncle Jack: You ever seen wrestling on television?Charlie: I am well aware of what wrestling is, it’s just not what uncles do to their nephews.

helloclarice:

itsalwayssunny:

Charlie: So look, mom, um, I kind come on some hard times? With the economy and everything? And I got no place to go and everything so I thinking maybe I should move back into my old room for a while until I get back up on my feet?
Bonnie: Mmm, no, I don’t think that’s gonna work out, Charlie.
Charlie: Why not?
Bonnie: I had to sublet your room to Uncle Jack.
Charlie: Is that why he’s here?
Uncle Jack: Hey, Charlie.
Bonnie: Times are tough. And the economy is so bad. I needed to get more money in in order to make the house payments.
Charlie: What are you talking about? You don’t make house payments. You own this house. You’ve owned it for years. Mom, that’s crazy. You collect social security.
Bonnie: I need money.
Uncle Jack: You can share the room with me, Charlie.
Bonnie: *gasp* That’s a great idea!
Charlie: That is not a great idea.
Bonnie: Well, why not?
Uncle Jack: It’ll be fun. You and me, pallin’ around. Gettin’ nuts. Doin’ crazy—
Charlie: I’m not doin’ any kinda things that you want me to do with you, Uncle Jack. Ya know?
Uncle Jack: No, it’s stuff that relatives do. We’ll share the room.
Charlie: Uncle Jack, I don’t wanna share the room with you, dude, because I will spend the whole night wide awake just like when I was a kid and you tried to share my room.
Uncle Jack: You ever seen wrestling on television?
Charlie: I am well aware of what wrestling is, it’s just not what uncles do to their nephews.

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